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How to apply laws of each subject to revision1. Gravitational Potential Energy & chemical effectGo to the highest place you can find, preferably the roof of the Anglican Clock tower. It's seven storeys, and situated on a hill! It's perfect. Then take any textbook and place it on your head. Stand as straight as you can, and meditate hard. The information will melt in the heat from your fat head and the sun, and it will sink into your brain. This works best when you soak your textbook in water for seven hours before you start the meditation.
2. (a2 + b2) = (a+b)(a-b)Make sure you have all your books with you. Now, this problem is a little tricky, but don't worry. Expansion really helps in your studies. Take the books you have trouble with, and prepare a pair of scissors. This is the fun part: cut up all the pages into teeny tiny little bits and scatter them around. Then try to fix them back. The pages will be fatter, especially if you use good quality masking tape unlike that of Mr Tay's.
3. Rephrasing and RewritingThis trick to revision is fun! It trains your memory, stretches your vocab range and make sure you think out of the box. Now, what you need to do is to grab a huge, thick notebook (especially if you're revising history) and get ready to write, write and write. Copy out the entire book, except that you rephrase and change the words in the textbook. Yes, every single word. It's the same as English Summary Writing, except that it's without the 'Summary'.
4. 习字 / doing linesGather all the notes your nice teacher has given you. Then grab lots and lots and lots of paper, and write everything out eight times. According to psychologists, the human brain requires repetition at least eight times for the information to get into your 'long term memory' zone. Remember to book a slot in the massage parlor before you begin.
THAT IS ALL!
But a tip for you if you want to be exempted from the exams:
Say this:
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You will immediately be exempted and sent to Woodbridge Mental Hospital for further investigation.
Good luck!
-Michelle xD
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Anglican High School 2D'08!! :D